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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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