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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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