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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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