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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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