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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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