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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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