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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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