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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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