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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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