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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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