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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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