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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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