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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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