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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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