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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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