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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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