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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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