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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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