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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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