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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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