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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

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Because it gets taught.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

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Why was the baker happy?

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Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

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Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

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She thought it was the wurst.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

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Aunt Tithesis

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

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A match made in heaven.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

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You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

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Because they were nuts.

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Where do superman and batman live?

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Capetown.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

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The IV league schools.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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