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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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