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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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