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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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