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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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