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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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