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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What was Maxwell Katz's nickname when he became King?

Reigning Katz.

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