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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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