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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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