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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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