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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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