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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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