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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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