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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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