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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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