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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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