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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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