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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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