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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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