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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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