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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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