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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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