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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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