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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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