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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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