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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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