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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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