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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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