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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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