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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What is an excellent peace between two countries called?

A masterpeace.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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