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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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