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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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