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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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