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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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