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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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