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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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