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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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