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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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