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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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