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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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