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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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