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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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