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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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