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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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