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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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