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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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