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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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