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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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