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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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