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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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