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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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