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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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