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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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