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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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