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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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