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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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