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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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