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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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