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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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