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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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