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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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