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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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