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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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