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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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