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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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