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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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