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What kind of drum is boring?

Humdrum.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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