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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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