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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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