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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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