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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Gaucho Marx

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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