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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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