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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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