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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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