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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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