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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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