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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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