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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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