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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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