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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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