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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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A buoys club.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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