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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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