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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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