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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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