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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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