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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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