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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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