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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

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She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

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Because that would be a generalization.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

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Paltry poultry.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

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He's finished.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

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Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

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A hummingbird.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

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A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

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Because her boss was a dictator.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

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They both honk.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

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She drove on the the expressway.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

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Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

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A bathing suit.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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