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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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