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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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