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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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