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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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