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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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