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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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