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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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