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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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