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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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