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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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A buoys club.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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