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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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