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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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