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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What kind of tea improves vision?

Visibili-tea.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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