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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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