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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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