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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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