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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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