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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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