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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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