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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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