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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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