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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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