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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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