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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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