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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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