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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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