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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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