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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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