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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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