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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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