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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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