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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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