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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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