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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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