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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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