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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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