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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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