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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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