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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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