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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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