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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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