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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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