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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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