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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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