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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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