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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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