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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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