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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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