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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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