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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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