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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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