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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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