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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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