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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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