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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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