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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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