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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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