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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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