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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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