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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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