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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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