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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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