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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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