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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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