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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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