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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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