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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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