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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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