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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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