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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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