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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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