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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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