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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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