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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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