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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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