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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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