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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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