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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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