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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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