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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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