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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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