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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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