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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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