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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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