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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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