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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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