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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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