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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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