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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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