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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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