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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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