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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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