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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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