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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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