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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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It escapes me.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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