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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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