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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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