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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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