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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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