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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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