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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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