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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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