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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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