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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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