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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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