Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

553
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

2905
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

128
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

652
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

2546
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

2876
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

1384
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

2985
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

905
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

1177
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

423
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

1968