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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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