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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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