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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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