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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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