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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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