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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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