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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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