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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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