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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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