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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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