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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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