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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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