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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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