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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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