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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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