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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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